Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

This is another beautiful morning in Magicadia…except your castle is suddenly turned into the size of a tank. What’s the deal with a shadowy prophecy that may result in the end of all video games? It’s all about confusion.

Make your choice of You’re gonna Protectors and get ready to cut, hack, and spell-sling through an epic campaign of over 100 thumb-blistering maps–plus dozens more accessible as free DLC chapters!

The rules are simple. To get the castle rolling start by putting Princess Lola in the castle. The end of the tracks , there’s an enemy castle. Smash your castle against their castle to take it down, but do not let them wipe out the Princess’s HP first!

Choose from 8 playable Gotta Protectors that range from an animal-loving mage to Nudist Ninja
You can play by yourself, with two or more players using local wireless, or online.
The game will see you face hundreds of enemies simultaneously and you’ll be able to try your hand at bosses like Crab or Golem.
Personalize your heroes by adding the most unique and tactically varied skills that range from defensive skills to openly offensive
You can dance to an infectious chiptune soundtrack by the one and only Yuzo Koshiro
Do tricks to get games that can be played with a game cart, each one was a milky-sweet re-enactment of a genuine game that is played on your Something-or-other Entertainment System
If nature calls for an interruption, you can cover your computer screen with ancient gaming book
It will leave you captivated this tale of the timeless joy of tears and laughter.

It’s finally here for Japan’s indie darling, GOTTA PROTECTORS: CART OF DARKNESS. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


A Review sponsored by bakugos mom sex comic